[currently listening to: Coldcut ft. Roots Manuva - True Skool]

call me crazy but I think I'm going to give up this summer by taking another course... it starts on wed... Biology 343 - PLANTS AND PEOPLES. I don't even have a week break. yaaaaay. I get to write a term paper on any plant so I was thinking about writing it on the poppy plant: from opium to heroin and morphine. I've never taken any course on plants before so I guess this is better than taking weed science or like... moss science.

speaking of poppies... morphine use amongst paramedics is not uncommon.
a fact based on first hand testimonial.

i wanna have a bbc party

[image: madsky]

i am just ITCHING to have a bbc party. simon's got 11 episodes of this bbc documentary series in high definition on the biology of animals and plants all over the world. the sheer variety of nature's creations are fricking amazing!! but man... these documentaries most definately lie to aspiring biologists about the reality of a no good for nothing biology degree. bbc quality? not even close.

Anyways, leave me a msg if you want to join in on this bbc party.
hell yeah.
*touches self*

[image: maproomsystems]
[currently listening to: jurassic 5 - thin line (ft. nelly furtado)]

i'm feeling down right now.
i can't wait until this midterm and 2 finals are over at the end of the week.
i need a good dose of running/biking under the sunshine to get these endorphins kicking... I otherwise feel like blobby shit like I am right now.

country boys

country piss drunk.
unlicensed 65 km turns on unlit roads
a barely dead pick-up truck
faster now,
blind spots and more road bends
he says he's mastered the skill
of holding a beer and driving
a novel reassurance for the city girl.
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1 year forward, merritt interior
you can party if you want
i'm not leaving the tent
a novel reassurance for the city girl.

long ass reports

[image: from physiology lecture]

Man... lab reports take freaking hell forever and I'm so glad this is the last report I have to make for the summer. Anyways, here's me and alligator no. 10... aka known as the runt who wouldn't make it nature (she should technically be 5 times her size for her age). Contrary to popular belief, she's ridiculously soft... handbag soft in fact... JOKING!

Soooo, I just had to ask the prof... after a bit of discussion, I learned that alligator clits are actually huge and hard to tell apart from alligator dicks. It just makes one wonder... why the HELL do alligator ladies need such big ass clits? Is it actually pleasurable for them?

to stand on the shoulders of giants

[image: iamkatia]

"Pigmaei gigantum humeris impositi plusquam ipsi gigantes vident"

Theme for "recovery"

[currently listening to: quantic soul orchestra - bonobo the plug]

grey love on screen is nothing but grey.
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the more time given to ponder about the past, the more it becomes weird. japan to me will always be some mystic country full of miraculous wonder, thrills and resentment regardless of the past, present and future. i guess i'll shut up now before i go on a huge essay. whatever happened in japan stays in japan.
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physiology labs are interesting but are unbelievably stressful.
in conclusion, people are undependable.
myself included.

halloween idea!

This one's for jamieson.
HYUH! Point 1 for the menstrual ninja!

i touch myself, i touch my ovaries

i woke up in the morning with frickin' bloody sheets. I've told this to everyone but I seriously want to do a study on the relationship between the female menstrual cycle and flatuence/bowel movements. Not that I woke up covered in blood and poop... I've just only noticed that I fart like a crazy mother during my periods. The bacterial flora inhabiting my bowel responsible the lovely gas mixture is somehow correlated to the onset of menstrual necrosis... and I have no clue why.

anyways, i haven't really been updating much for the past little while because i've been so unbelievably overloaded with school, tutoring obligations and more frickin' school. Registration for fall courses is already up and I have no clue what I want to take. I could technically graduate with Simon by april if I took 5 courses per term. The only problem is that I haven't completed my genetics components... and that I've heard was uber killer. In reality, I think I'm just going to take 3 courses a term and then graduate by winter of next year. woo for being in school forever.

burning angels by the dozen

[image: deserie]

i have in my hand
exactly 1 mole of sand
6.02 x 10^23 grains
neatly observing
entropic laws.
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i wanted to break down and yell until my lungs hurt today on my run.

grains of sand in time

[image: madsky]

the hourglass has broken.
and i desperately watch
the grains of sand
slip past these fingers
as your insignificant other.

sticky fingers

[image: rusifizio]
[jon brion - phone call]

Before dissolving into the blackness of the night,
a man once told me
l'amour ne dure pas toujours,
with my hands still sticky.

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gone now are the days
where a stroll across the musty wooden planks
of my childhood ark are no more.
i miss steveston with such an awkward incorrigible indifference it drives me insane. every step through it seems like deja vu. from the ice-cream at timothys to the little stores along moncton, overlapping hands...

this is the very reason why i'd feel uncomfortable about flying down to some place like mexico for fun. And as for japan, that is one country i am definately going to boycott for visiting because of their human rights violations (contrary to popular belief) against the innocent. man, i'll continue my rant later on.

lychee season is here

[image: film still; conspirators for pleasure]

i had my first lychee of the season today... I can't help but feel like I'm biting into scaly hard nuts only to reveal a juicy plump testicular-like interior... observe:



delicious.

Anycase, has anyone seen what the air hostesses at air france wear? Hot damn, I love the red frickin' ribbon waistband.



Though like any of the EU countries, I think Air France is notorious for their strikes. *shrugs* Though I think it's only a matter of time before simon realizes what a terrible mistake it was for leaving home.

And something more random:



Furthermore, I don't know what the heck is going on with my boobs... they hurt. The old woman genes are setting in?