lychee season is here

[image: film still; conspirators for pleasure]

i had my first lychee of the season today... I can't help but feel like I'm biting into scaly hard nuts only to reveal a juicy plump testicular-like interior... observe:



delicious.

Anycase, has anyone seen what the air hostesses at air france wear? Hot damn, I love the red frickin' ribbon waistband.



Though like any of the EU countries, I think Air France is notorious for their strikes. *shrugs* Though I think it's only a matter of time before simon realizes what a terrible mistake it was for leaving home.

And something more random:



Furthermore, I don't know what the heck is going on with my boobs... they hurt. The old woman genes are setting in?