I was going wtf as well

[image: film still - Destricted - Hoist; Matthew Barney]

Okay, I love art. But I can't believe I spent 15 minutes watching that weird film. The first 4 minutes was an underwater shot of what I thought to be a sea cucumber of some sort but it turned out to be a peen getting hard. The next 3 minutes was spent on watching some Japanese tanker hoist up machinery. The last 8 just didn't make any sense at all. It was basically Matthew Barney rubbing his peen against some rotating white piece of machinery with a rhubarb root thing hanging out of his ass.

This was supposed to be a film to comment about where art meets sexuality. I fail to see where it connects - except for maybe the fact I won't be eating geoduck for a long time.