dear loss of libido

[image: frank plant]

all 3 of my calculators are broken :(

father & daughter

Michael Dudok de Wit

[image: elvis horli]

right now, i don't want to hear about cancun. models. sex. women. clubs. fights. money. athleticism. lingerie. accents. orgasms. threesomes. cops. weight. hotness. cheating. showers. skin. debt. glamour. heels. hospitals.

i feel like going for a long long run.
then watching late night infomercials.
and devouring another tub of haagen daaz &/ bag of kettle chips.

i miss cottage cheese and celery.

the verdict: the diva cup is a go and will stick around for awhile :)

: )

i'll slap the bacon out of your mouth!

I am craving cheese, avocados and mushrooms right now.
... especially the cheese

he used the movie trailer voice guy!

I cannot believe that this is a real ad campaign.
"IN A WORLD, where the next crisis is a moment away... AMERICA needs a leader who is ready"

"Dreams of flying"

[images: jan von holleben - "Dreams of Flying"]
[currently listening to: bjork - amphibian]

disconnection with the worldly i presume.
the new year was rung with little trepidation
lacklustre air and stale tension wire.
a belly full of pate and gasoline, plastic corked bubbly
even the crowds were confused, unhappy, but it matters little.
a tiny spark, a quaint smile. ignition.
the hum of a bumble bee in my bloodstream
and i'm on my toes. fly! take flight,
i'm fuelled by the sheer humanity, rife in the innocent.