[image: elvis horli]

right now, i don't want to hear about cancun. models. sex. women. clubs. fights. money. athleticism. lingerie. accents. orgasms. threesomes. cops. weight. hotness. cheating. showers. skin. debt. glamour. heels. hospitals.

i feel like going for a long long run.
then watching late night infomercials.
and devouring another tub of haagen daaz &/ bag of kettle chips.

i miss cottage cheese and celery.

the verdict: the diva cup is a go and will stick around for awhile :)