oh, hullo there.
APPLE GUMMY
Every drop of fresh apple juice, carefully pressed from the reddest apples, shining in colors of the cheeks of a snow-country child, is yours to enjoy in each soft and juicy Kasugai Apple Gummy!
Heh, I still can't get over those japanese apple gummies. So! Saturday evening consisted of a luvverly semi-formal fandango at the Old Spaghetti Factory. I don't do girl stuff but I so want whore heels - apparently they're expensive, guh. Actually, I don't do a lot of girl things... y'know, like eat half a portion of a full meal. I think I've actually acquired a taste for things that I know I'll never wear.. or understand why I'll wear it. More precisely, I hate shopping for clothes or shoes or makeup. I like grocery shopping though (soccer mom wannabe). I'm rambling. Today was spent hardcore cleaning - 5 loads of laundry, cleaned the bathtub/shower, toilet, car and vacuumed the damn house. Now I'm ready to eat!
posted by Melba Toast @ 6:48 PM
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ooh you're a size 8 arent cha?
I could probably pull off a size 8-8.5 without suspicion - i already bought a 7.5 because its the cutest most feminine fur trimmed shoe i eva did see colonel! we have hilarious nasty skank platforms in our sale section, and provided you dont edge me out of getting a pair theyre all yours for the reasonable sum of 10-40 plus discount!
look at me so proud of my minimum wage job and discounts. I'm on the inside ya'll and it never tasted so good.
btw guys dont like girls who eat half portions... they want the physique mind you (which you have you insecure strumpet you!), but they dont care much for girls who make an obvious effort. Cosmo and msg boards has taught me that much.
Im gonna try to wet suit it over to van in the next month or so and we can stretch our necks out with those burmese neck braces and learn to walk in a calculated alto stratus manner.
now there's my dream job.
"we are honored by your viz-it mas-ter jed-i. Pry-min-is-tare La-ma- Su will see you now."
Finally, the first girl ever to actually hate shopping for needless clothing items. If I hadn't read it, I'd never have thought it possible.
si senorita, size 8!
LOL! I didn't know shoes came fur-lined... I've seen some people trudgling around in ridiculous white fluffy boots on campus - aren't they going to get dirty? Ah well. I haven't read a copy of cosmo since... actually since our ferry ride to Strathcona, lol... "what's libeeedo?.. labi-doe? labia?" And as for message boards.. gawd help me with APS and Go Fug Yourself.
And as for eating... I try to make it a contest but to no avail even though I could probably down 2 subway footlongs (expensive). I just like having something to complain about ^^
But anyways, I shall be patiently awaiting to embrace you out of the water - wet hair dripping onto a darling little wetsuit. *hip pout*
See ya, fraulen!
And to Gautam - we do exist!
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