10,000 bc... + film spoilers
[image: film still; 10,000 BC]
Last thursday I went to see a free screening of 10,000 BC on campus with the expectation that it was going to bad given the trailers and posters... but WTF, this film was just the biggest load of crap I've ever seen!
Sooooo, apparently civilizations existed 10,000 years ago where cavemen have successfully enslaved woolly effing mammoths to build egyptian pyramids.
- you can go from from snowy ice-age --> tropical forest (inhabited by moas which were only found in new zealad) --> saharan desert in a matter of a few days.
- the egyptians were a bunch of blind albinos
- the sphinx was literally a male lion
- cavemen were able to speak with different accents and communicate with other african tribes via a single translator who lives in a village in the middle of nowhere
- the white caveman saves the world
- corn apparently originated in africa
- arabs are evil
- sabre tooth tigers were overabundant given that whole tribes can wear their teeth on their heads
- cavemen have immaculately white straight teeth
- a white woman with blue eyes is the bringer of all life on earth
- somehow atlantis fits into this movie but i can't remember how
worst of all... the budget for this film was $75 million dollars
$10,000 sure... given the bad acting, terrible cgi effects and bad historical portrayals... but $75,000,000. who the hell invests in this kind of shit?
film school drop out + cliches from dvds lying around the house = 10,000 bc
posted by Melba Toast @ 5:35 PM
3 Comments:
I think you could've delved more into the imagery of the movie. It got 9% on rottentomatoes; why would you even waste your time? This movie is utter shit; well, atleast it was free, so they probably owe you 10 bucks instead of 20 for watching it. 10 for your time, that is.
It was bad but no one knew exactly how bad it was because it was a preview screening so no real movie reviews were out yet.
but yeah, so bad, lol.
err...rottentomatoes.com? like 9%, which is easily the worst of the year. ALWAYS check it before making a mess of your evening. Oh well, atleast it sparked a critique of a BAD movie.
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