Thursday, January 25, 2007

breasticles


[image: circa 1927]

Sooooo, today I got my breasts cast into plaster at the SUB. Boobs come in all different shapes, colours, sizes and whatnot - but they're ALL BEAUTIFUL (not that I didn't already know that). By the end of the session, all I have to say is that I love my boobs. They're compact, small and squishy. I think everyone needs to get their breasts cast at some point in their life. If I ever get preggers, I definately want to do this again to track the progress of my changing ta-tas.

What I don't really understand is the constant reprimand women get for celebrating their breasts in a non-sexual fashion. Boobs are nothing but a giant modified sweat gland stuffed with tons of fat anyway. To Darwin, our breasts are really a tool for sexual selection (that's why they got so big in the first place) as they're a reflection of a woman's biological fitness to rear offspring. Aside from feeding little ones, they're just purely there for decoration. So why not show them off? The disgust or horn-dog reactions from people here in western society from the sight of a boob is just entirely inappropriate... how repressed have we become? Showing off one's breasts is not an open invitation to be inappropriately approached or harrassed. I'm not saying that we should all walk around flopping our dicks and titties - but please show some respect in our reactions to the human body.

Now who else wants to get their nipple pierced?

2 Comments:

Blogger m said...

Nein, danke! But I agree with the rest of the post =].

2:39 PM  
Blogger Melba Toast said...

lol, thank you :)

7:40 PM  

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