Saturday, July 29, 2006
you can shoot me now
Question: Why would you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
Answer: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun! (because sine/cos = tan)
Okay, I can't sleep. virology > bacterial diseases hands down.
I pretty much made the decision to let this final run its own course like 7 hours ago when I gave up studying so now I'm just watching episode after episode of Robot Chicken and nibbling on little sheets of nori. I think I'm excited to leave Richmond to visit Royce in Victoria on Sunday... perhaps even excited for the fact I might drag him out to the OYSTER BAR. raw oysters ftw! red tide ftl >: (
Friday, July 28, 2006
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
"put the phone on ya butt it's the booty call"
[image: film still; My Sassy Girl]
I have a whole stack of comics still left to read and another stack of other miscelleneous reading to do. After looking at Kozyndan's pictures, I really really wish I was at the San Diego Comic con this year... it looked so much fun, lol. Furthermore, I love meat. Especially mini swedish meatballs and randomly wearing capes running around the place. Bitte Garbs!
In other news, I'm a little upset that foam party plans for this friday had to be cancelled... DAMN YOU MICROBI! But it'd probably be ridiculously dirty anyways (maybe use contraceptive foam... eww). Anyways, I should be hardcore studying but I can't seem to get my ass together. I finally met Jamieson, who's in my microbi class oddly enough. lol, we'll meet again in CLST!
Blast off on another ferry trip this weekend.
<3 Royce
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Monday, July 24, 2006
van gogh's ear made more sense than this
Maybe it's the warm weather but I'm feeling slightly irritable. Tent caterpillars are annoying. They seem to infest the area every year with a vengeance. So after trying to get rid of their huge white bagged masses, I'm covered in caterpillar poop. On another note, bumble bees are fascinating. Apparently bees seem to be the most prosperous in urbanized areas ironically enough, whereas their domestic/wild counterparts in more natural areas are at risk of dying off. If these little insects didn't exist, 2/3 of the world's food agriculture would be at loss (pollination is really that important!). okay, I'll shut up now and sleep. Thanks David Suzuki >: (
Or maybe I'm just reminded of the dorky TA with the huge french accent and scruffy demure, lol. At the time he was doing his masters for some research on tropical honey bees. It's still a mystery as to why despite their non-aerodynamic body type, bees are still able to fly at like 30 km/hr. But anyways.... hooray scruffy looking dudes with french accents <3 It's oh so distracting.
okay, bedtime for real.
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Edit: heh, Wikipedia is so awesome: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitchslap
Sunday, July 23, 2006
rock-paper-scissors-SLAP
[image: Luis Sanchis]
haha, my hand is all spotted purple and red from burst blood vessels. Thanks for organizing the whole shindig tonight Beaty! 'Twas nice meeting all your friends/co-workers/students/roomie. Though I've probably left a big bruise on Z's hand! >< sorrrrry!
tonight is so damn hot.warm.sticky.
*dramatic melting sounds*
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Meet Cleofis Randolph The Patriarch
[image: paul neave]
What's happening?
I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring
Rap and sing
Unlike the homogenous clones
I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones
The more ticklish the more you have
Sitting on the curb of what used to be the burbs
And before that was Canarcie
I'm a disturbed and bitter herb
Like saltwater and parsley
Mics crawl up, tights fall down
That's my mnemonic voice stalactite slash stalagmite
You may have this Maglite
It survived the apocalypse
And for the fragile force of an agile horse
Here's a handful of very special chocolate chips
--MC Barman
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I'm tired. I wouldn't mind a handful of very special chocolate chips right now.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Monday, July 17, 2006
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Beats I wish I could sex like my girlfriend
Street hockey during the afternoon was really fun albeit so tiring under the sun. We had a random little kid join our game at some point who outskilled us, lol. My knees are really bunged up. In the evening, I joined a bunch of folks on a night market trip and gorged on food. Frozen bananas dipped in dark chocolate = <3. I tried some UFO concoction of shaved ice and strawberries and that too was delicious. Afterwards, played some Battleship and watched the latter half of Kill Bill vol. 2 at Masami's before hitching a ride home. If anyone wants to head out to the night market for a cultural experience, give me a shout... or if you're interested in a possible bike ride/rollerblading trip along the seawall at Stanley Park.
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Mr. Scruff - Get a Move On
[image: Bernard Benant]
it's the wind blowing free,
it's the end of the slope,
it's a beam, it's a void,
it's a hunch, it's a hope
--Cibo Matto; Aguas de Marco
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Now if my caculations are correct.. that'll be 1296. Haha, I swear I'm not depressed. I have no self-restraint and if someone honestly told me that they were disappointed in me (other than my mom), I'd honestly straighten out and stop.
Friday, July 14, 2006
angels for the destitute
[image: film still; 15]
My left buttcheek residually hurts and I'm cramping like there's no tomorrow. boo hoo. lol, there's so many suggestions for alleviating cramps from different people.
- ibuprofen/acetaminophen
- shot of whiskey
- whiskey + scrambled eggs + ginger
- balancing on a stool on your belly
- masturbating
- running
- heat pad to the tummy
So right now I'm in a cranky mood. Time for a run? I think so.
Street hockey tomorrow!! Wooo
Beaty, how exactly does your gas range look like? I've got tons of gas cannisters but I don't know if it works for your thingamabobber... if we're even talking about the same thing, lol.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Sunday, July 09, 2006
baby did a bad bad thing
[image: vernacular]
shabusen was interesting - one definately does not go there to order a la carte because my damn ten zaru soba was bleeeeh while I watched everyone piling delicious sashimi down their gullets. Milo's reaction to his survival box was hilarious - "Free lapdance?! From where?!"... lol, it will never be cashed in. Serena, Queenie and I pretty much established a skank corner which elicited scowls from nearby family tables. 686 was alright. The place was so damn warm, the DJ-ing was subpar, the drinks were crazy-ass expensive and the establishment needs to get better dancers (imo). I think for Queenie and I, our enjoyment was cut a little short by coincidentally bumping into people we didn't want to be around. Aside from that, we saved each other's asses. I love Paget, lol. Her latest car sounds so powerful until you actually see it. I think the poor thing will be driven off a cliff or have its enjoyed destroyed by the end of summer and be left for dead. anyways, I'm off. bai bai.