rain rain rain

school campus = moist shithole
da bum seks?

Dear Diary,
Today was crappy. So I bought a razor and a magazine to make me feel better. I also bought some wood glue for no apparent reason. That was my shopping experience for the day.
The end.
Love, Jane.

So I'm sleepy now. I gorged on too many chips after dinner and now my mouth feels like a parched oasis. I feel like eating steamed broccoli and spinach in garlic butta right now. Mmmmm, fibrous. Or actually.. something cooler. Like Vienna ice-cream logs (which are no longer in production) or a nice girlfriend value size of Haagen Daaz. I also discovered today that men have clits. What's actually visible of the female clitoris is actually the tip of an iceberg. The rest of it is internal and can span from 2.5 - 5 inches long. Ha ha ha, how BIG are you? I'm going to buy that book tomorrow to nefariously show to everyone as proof. Not that I can whip out the rest of that organ and wave it around... though it would be cool. Kinda like a wad of glutinous wtf-ness. And you know what else is rather glutinous? Glutinous wraps. What a gungily word. glutinous. ta ha. what is the average peener size anyway? Never figured that out. *giggles*

Well, I guess it's that time for a bath... I'm excited, there's bubbles that smell delicious! And a razor that's just waiting to draw blood.