Advertising
This is what this war needs, more advertising...
Slogans to capture the imagination,
Such as:
"Now attacking, the 101st airborne division brought to you Coca Cola,General Motors, Doritos and Wendy's Late Night Drive Thru, now open later to serve you better."
or
"This third army division advance is brought to you by Delta Airlines - we help to fly and it shows"
"Ford - the third army division is built Ford tough"
And Office Depot...
Or how about:
"Tonight's air strikes have been brought to you by Nike - Just Do It. Pepsi - the choice of the newly conquered generation. And Exxon - helping build a better tomorrow by bombing the shit out of the competition of today."
Our live shots over Baghdad today are brought to you by "The Goodyear Airship Freedom One
and Budweiser, The King of Beers"
And don't forget, tomorrow is "Friendly Fire Friday", brought to you by Burger King, Home of the Flame-Broiled Whopper.
U.S. girl magazine and Playboy is joining the U.S. led war on Iraq. Playboy is launching "Operation Playmate" to help perk up troops by allowing them to e-mail the magazine's centrefolds who will send back autographed photos of themselves. But "Operation Playmate", the brainchild of Playboy's co-founder, Hugh Hefner, won't be sending any nude pictures. The boys will be able to send an e-mail to their favourite playmate and she'll send them back a headshot or a picture of them wearing a t-shirt. Magazine spokesperson, Bill Farley said, "We don't want to send any nude images that would be offensive to our Arab allies in the Middle East. But we wanna give the guys something to think about and get their imagination going." The playboy bunnies explain that the conflict in Iraq is not the first war-time role for the playmates. For one year starting in November of 2001, the magazine conducted an "Operation Playmate" to help pep up U.S. fighting troops in the U.S. "war against terror". Now of course these troops will be sitting back enjoying these non-nude photos, not to upset their Arab allies in the Middle East, while drinking copious amounts of Budweiser, which of course is alcohol and
forbidden in all Islamic countries. And of course, one needs these kinds of distractions when one has to sit around all day taking pot shots at women and children, in a third world country. :)
Good old Matt....
good song too. its all about the penis and booze culture nowadays, anyway.
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Something's wrong. I just hope it's benign.
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Gale left, Sam left, Marbie left, now don't tell me Machala's going too...
Jeebus, I suck at the game of friends and popularity.
Game over. Go Neave!