um, lady... the pricetag sticker is still on your shoes

[image: peter lovigin]

i haven't seriously watched or surfed porn in about 5 months... so I decided to go clicking around out of curiosity. I've forgotten how ridiculous this whole business was. Why the hell do pornstars narrate whatever the hell they do during introductions?... why is there even an introduction? Makes me just want to put a paper bag over the person's face especially given the fact that a woman's rambling ends up softening up a peen. Another annoying point are the scenes involving a woman crawling around in huge empty mansions. The "borrowed" bed or sofa or whatever is always draped in a big sheet, lol... kinda takes away for the grandeur of a fancy mansion. I've never seriously thought about it until recently but is porn primarily targeted towards men? I personally would like to see scenes shot from a woman's point of view (yes, understandably most of you dudes don't want to see dick in your face for the next 15 minutes). I'm sure plenty of ladies surf up the ol' web to get some jigging done every now and then but it still eludes me as to what the most of us look for. I think that's the reason why I used to be pretty content just reading erotica. Furthermore, is there any dude who enjoys lesbian sex scenes? Given the fact that most lesbo porn is unrealistic and geared towards a male audience, what is real lesbian porn really like?

and the pondering ensues.