the case of the mysterious invisi-nipples

[image: dita von teese; penthouse]

areolas come in all shapes, sizes and colours... perhaps the most fascinating are the invisi-nipples - when the areola is almost the same shade as the surrounding breast tissue. I always thought that dita von teese had the most amazing body and delicious taste in stockings/corsets. But, given that she's always had nipple tassles on, closer examination from this month's Penthouse magazine (NSFW - I know, it's a real downgrade) revealed invisi-nipples in one shot. I am flabberghasted because it's a turn off. However, I still <3 my burlesque dancers - especially dita. So what can I say?

Of course, this prompted immediate examination of my own nipples and I don't know what to say about them. It's a painful love-hate relationship with my boobs. Furthermore, what is the general consensus on nipple piercings? I go through stages of wanting to get them done but in the end, I don't think that they'd look too hot on me. I guess it varies from person to person eh?