arms wide closed

I woke up to the weirdest dream this morning... er afternoon. It involved strippers, waterslides, oral dams, fuzzy carpeted washrooms, army men, and a stripping/blow job contest with an older version of Peter North as the judge. I wore a cowboy hat, whore heels and super fugly pseudo-jean panties. Whatever the hell I did, I was placed as top 3.

When I woke up I was totally going "wtf". The first thing that came to mind, "grab your dick and double click" - thanks to the trio: billy, don and Seaian >: (

I'm going nutso.