Would you like to be my friend?

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It's a little disheartening to lie there in bed and actually feel your belly pulsating from bloodflow. However, it sure isn't as depressing as shopping for a simple pair of jeans. The ordeal left me tired and feeling ugly all over. But that's conventional standards for ya. I have precisely zero sense of style or fashion because I don't have the body for anything. But as a blabber on, whoever reads this must think I'm such a low-brow inebriated idiot.

I know I'm boring, uninteresting, and unflattering. *sigh* I just wish I could count on something to turn to. Y'know, like a simply hobby or a friend to talk about nothingness. Yay, internet. : (