"One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small"

"And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
To call Alice
When she was just small"
--Jefferson Airplane - Chasing Rabbits

I'm sick kiddos, in more ways than one. My skin's acting like insulation - a furnace one moment and a fridge in the next. So much for biking with Greg today. My next midterm's a week from today and that means = "oh shit". I have still yet to learn how to walk in a straight line without collapsing. I saw a pack of coyote cubs nearby the other day. So damn adorable, I say. Actually being sick and taking cold medicine's the best. I actually focus, lol. I also bought bike shorts.. y'know, with the padded bum. They make my bum look GI-normous and it feels as though I've got a huge pair of Depends plastered to my jiggly cheeks. Ah well - at least no more jerky crotch.